today i found out that a blue whales testicles weighs more than me

What if every eyebrow was a universe


current mood: this screencap of drake


do dudes ever fall in the toilet

like bachelors or guys who don’t care about putting the seat back down for craptown

has a boy ever gone bloop



Michael Jackson, probably (via stickbloo)


gishwhes is done

i did it

i worked four seven-hour days in a row, spent the afternoon of my day off with my grandparents, and got five cashiers at trader joe’s to wear mishapocalypse masks

all without losing any substantial sleep